Matrix-style banner - Digital rain effect with terminal aesthetic

~/brent-oshiro $

> This is my website.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

warning: there may be dad jokes

Builder

AI Enthusiast

Dad

dad_joke.sh

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛

./projects

things I've built

Web3 wallet

$ OpenBurner

An open source Web3 wallet for Burner Ethereum hardware wallets. Use your Burner across any EVM-compatible chain.

openburner.xyz

Extension

$ Gelp

One score. Zero doubts. See combined Yelp and Google ratings for any business.

gelp.app/

Extension

$ GrokBlock

GrokBlock cleans up your X/Twitter feed by hiding replies and mentions from AI accounts like Grok and Perplexity.

grokblock.app/

Open source tool

$ AI llms.txt Generator

A tool to generate AI-optimized llms.txt files for websites to help AI models better understand content structure and context.

github.com/rdyplayerB/ai-llmstxt-generator

./blog

sort by:

things on my mind

There's Always Another Labubu

July 6, 2025

Reflecting on the endless cycle of chasing collectibles, trends, and the next shiny thing and finding what really matters.

The Gift of Regret

June 20, 2025

Just one person's story about regret, missed chances, and how all the wrong turns somehow led to the right place.

./experience

places I've worked professionally

Independent Consultant

IT Security Consultant

2005 - 2007

HMSA

Various Roles

2002 - 2005

./connect

let's chat

$./contact.sh

rdyplayerB@gmail.com

or find me on these platforms

Github

𝕏

> This is my website.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.